I wrote this last year when a Jewish e-mail list I'm on got a little heated up (and it was right near Yom Kippur too) These also work for web boards, and some blogs too.
-For the Sin we have committed before you for thread hijacking,
-And for the Sin we have committed before you for off subject posting.
-For the Sin we have committed before you by forwarding a story without checking http://www.snopes.com,
-And for the Sin we have committed before you by immediately forwarding an e-mail that says "FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK!!!"
-For the Sin we have committed bfore you by not usng the spll checkur,
-And 4 the Sin we have committed b4 u by using werd acronyms.
-For the Sin we have committed before you by being too quick to flame others,
-And for the Sin we have committed before you by turning a blind eye to a flame war.
-For the Sin we have committed before you by not changing the subject line of an e-mail when writting about something completely different,
-And for the Sin we have committed before you by not putting in a subject line at all.
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My "blogger-in-law" just sent me these suggestions...
-For the Sin we have committed before you by overusing emoticons :-(
-And for the Sin we have committed before you by forwarding yet another home video of someone crashing or falling, or of a home-made domino set
(Note, the :-) emoticon is 25 years old! I'll have to find the news article I read earlier today...)
If you have any other suggestions, please add them in!!
Did you check Snopes re: the age of the emoticon? Eh? ;-)
Shanah Tovah! G'mar tov!
http://money.cnn.com/2007/09/18/news/funny/bc.emoticonanniversary.ap/index.htm?section=money_latest
(among many others that popped up with a search of emoticon 25 in news.yahoo.com. :-) )
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